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The Colossal WormThe Colossal WormThe Colossal Worm by BriMK
Name: The Colossal Worm
Description: A giant-sized, monstrous worm. It is pale pinkish-grayish in color. Its true length is unknown, as most of its body stays hidden from sight. Has a circle shaped mouth, with a ring of teeth surrounding it, and capable of easily swallowing a man whole. *MAN-EATING, PROCEDE WITH CAUTION.*
Once, deep in the ground, there lived a colony of friendly worms. The youngest of the worms was named Little Worm. One by one, every worm, except for Little Worm, was dug up and consumed by Big Bird and his gang. The only thing that kept Little Worm alive was the fact that he was a coward. Little Worm was not very intelligent (he was, in fact, very dimwitted), but he was the best hider in the region. Every night, Little Worm dreamed about and hoped to grow bigger, so he could avenge the deaths of his friends, and get rid of the Bird Gang, who had over run the forest. Some say the gods took pity on the worm, while others say that it was just
An Atypical Seven Minutes in Heaven-Reader InsertYou sat with a bunch of your friends, at Sofia’s house, getting ready for the big party at Ivan’s place. Word on the street was that it would have games, karaoke, movies, and almost certainly booze; it was Ivan after all. Because of all of that, you and your girls were ready to go and have some fun.An Atypical Seven Minutes in Heaven-Reader Insert by randomgirl1298
“Do my boobs look big in this one?” Sofia asked as she fidgeted with the neckline of her dress.
“Honestly Sofia, your boobs look big in everything.” Natalia, said as she painted Elizabeta’s toenails. The getting ready proceeded until Michelle got a wicked smile on her face.
“So, did all of you hear about the obligatory ‘seven minutes in heaven’ game Ivan’s throwing together?” she asked.
“It’s probably because he can’t get laid.” you giggled, knowing that most were scared to get into a relationship with him, let alone screw him.
“So, who would you want to be your first kiss, Lilli?